Damn Canada

Just when the United States of America was in all its glory, bringing itself out of recession, electing its first black President, and sending its most recognizable athlete to sex-addicts anonymous, Canada just HAD to go and ruin it by beating us in our favorite sport.

On the 28th of February in the year of 2010, Canada officially made this personal, beating the United States hockey team 3-2 in overtime. No one comes into OUR country and beats us in OUR sport on OUR ice. It's officially on, Canada.

You think that, just because the world let you run with the big boys, you can just go on and win the gold? The US athletes have kids and families back at home. How are they supposed to feed their kids with a silver medal? I guess you just expect them to go back to work at their measly 7 figure jobs. It's ok. We'll get you back. See you in 4 years, Canada.